What is the definition of Selected Body Enhancing Protective Liquid?

Alright, let's break this down with a chuckle! A 'elected body enhancing protective liquid' is basically the ultimate, yet suspiciously mundane, superhero serum you'd only find in a low-budget action movie. It's like the bodyguard for your most precious, glamorous asset - whether that's your fabulous face, your slicked-back hair, or your fabulous butt (because let's face it, who doesn't want to look good in a pair of 'body-enhancing' makeup?). It's supposed to make you look like a superhero, but mostly just look like a really fancy, protective lotion.

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Now, here's an example that's a little edgy: "The selected body enhancing protective liquid decided to team up with the evil bad guy's secret identity, 'Liquid Assassin', to steal the crown of the most fabulous undergarments in town." 😅